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Your Guide to the Netflix Royal Christmas Movie Kingdoms

The history and geopolitics of every fake Netflix kingdom, explained.

If you're not wise to Netflix's royal Christmas movies by now, you're missing out on some serious holiday magic. The streamer has debuted a new Christmas romance flick set in a fictional kingdom almost every year since 2017's "A Christmas Prince." These movies invent entire countries, cultures and histories out of whole cloth, then stick an unwitting American woman in the center of whatever succession crisis is currently threatening the future of each interconnected monarchy. They're irresistible and infinitely confusing, with crossover characters and shared geopolitics  — which is why we've painstakingly crafted the ultimate guide to the Netflix royal Christmas movie kingdoms.

Below, we break down every kingdom featured in the Netflix Christmas Universe (henceforth the NCU), from Aldovia and Penglia of the "Christmas Prince" trilogy to Belgravia and Montenaro of Vanessa Hudgens' all-important "Princess Switch" films and beyond. We explain who's who in each royal family, spot the real-life castles where each movie was filmed and detail how each flick connects back to the broader NCU. Plus, we provide a bit of historical context for these made-up countries and assign each one a safety rating. Some Netflix royal Christmas movie kingdoms are just not up to 21st-century standards of living...

Before we begin, we have to clear the air on a couple major questions. (1) Are the Netflix kingdoms at all connected to the real world? Yes. As far as we can tell, the world map remains relatively unchanged — save for Eastern Europe, where most of these -ia countries are carved out. In fact, America is the main supplier of foreign brides in these films; Queen Amber is from New York, and Princess Stacy is from Chicago. Additionally, the various kingdoms on this list are known to have had frosty or friendly relations with Spain and The Vatican.

(2) Is every Netflix royal Christmas movie connected? Yes! Characters from one kingdom/franchise have graced events in neighboring kingdoms/franchises because their countries are allies. Heck, even non-royal Netflix Christmas movies like the Lindsay Lohan starrer "Falling for Christmas" and "Holidays in the Wild" include in-universe nods to the kingdoms on this list.

Without further ado, we give you THE guide to the Netflix royal Christmas movie kingdoms:

Not so confusing once you break it all down, right? Right? Just imagine if Netflix and Hallmark joined forces for a royal mashup. Lacey Chabert found tiara-less on the streets of Cordinia!

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