With Mother's Day around the corner, you're most likely scrambling to get a Mother's Day gift. Here's an idea, how about making your mom or mother-in-law smile with some fun and funny Mother's Day jokes? Sure there's still Amazon prime, but this is cheaper than a Mother's Day card, and it'll give her a chuckle.
We've scoured the internet to share the best jokes. If you've already got the perfect gift, well kudos to you. Guess you won't need funny memes either. But feel free to use these jokes still on Mother's Day morning at breakfast or the dinner table. They're great one-liners to liven up the mood.
If you happen to be a mother, this is for your pure enjoyment. These mom jokes might even rival dad jokes. And to all moms, Happy Mother's Day!
Q: What did the mother rope say to her child?
A: "Don't be knotty."
Q: What do you call a small mother?
A: A Minimum
Q: What did the Egyptian kid say when it got lost?
A: I want my mummy
Q: What did mommy spider say to baby spider?
A: You spend too much time on the web.
Q: What did the digital clock say to its mother?
A: "Look, Ma! No hands!
Q: How did the Panda open her Mother's Day card?
A: With her bear hands.
Q. Why did the baby strawberry cry?
A. Because his mother was in a jam.
Q. What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
?A. It's time to go to sweep.
Q: Why is a computer so smart?
A: It listens to its motherboard.
Q: Why did the cookie cry?
A: Because his mother was a wafer so long!
Q: Why don't mothers wear watches?
A: There's a clock on the stove.
Q. What did Momma Tomato say to Baby Tomato?
A. Why won't you ketchup?
Q: What warm drink helps mom relax on Mother's Day?
A: Calm-omile tea.
Q: What did baby corn ask mama corn?
A: Where is the popcorn?
Q: Why is Mother's Day before Father's Day?
A: So the kids can spend all their Christmas money on Mom.
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