Transports carrying the latter two animals overturned on separate highways on Thursday, following unrelated vehicular accidents.
According to TWC News, a minivan carrying several reptiles, including rattlesnakes, a cottonmouth, a baby alligator and a tortoise, overturned on I-35 in near San Antonio. The passengers were rescued from the vehicle and taken to a nearby hospital. No one was bitten.
Earlier in the day, a semi-truck carrying hundreds of hogs overturned and burst into flames along I-45 in Dallas. Luckily, the driver escaped the vehicle before it caught fire and was uninjured.
CBS News reports a number of the hogs in the trailer died, but approximately 200 of them escaped and ran amok on the highway.
Police and clean-up crews spent most of the morning and afternoon corraling the loose pigs.
Just another day in Texas, y'all.