At 76, This TV Icon Is Joining OnlyFans And She Already Knows What You’re Thinking
Photo composite of Morgan Fairchild in 2025 and 1984.( Photos by Randy Holmes/Disney via Getty Images and Bob D'Amico /American Broadcasting Companies via Getty Images)

At 76, This TV Icon Is Joining OnlyFans And She Already Knows What You’re Thinking

A 76-year-old TV icon is headed to OnlyFans, and while plenty of folks who grew up in the 1980s might be getting hot under the collar, she's gently telling them to cool down...

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Indeed, Falcon Crest star and blonde bombshell Morgan Fairchild is venturing into OnlyFans as a supple septuagenarian. However, fans hoping for sultry pictures or even dainty foot pics might be a bit let down... for now.

"I'm putting up new pictures and videos. And before anyone asks, no, not that kind!" Fairchild explained in a statement to PEOPLE.

 "Mostly, it's just me being goofy and talking about whatever's on my mind," the 2 Bitches From Texas podcast host added.

Of course, Fairchild has been a pop culture icon for decades. Her sex appeal and comic timing landed her parts in everything from Pee-wee's Big Adventure (as the smoking-hot Agent Dottie) to Murphy Brown and Roseanne. In the 1980s, during the peak of her fame as a bombshell, Jon Lovitz's famous SNL character Tommy Flanagan, the Pathological Liar, even claimed she was his wife.

That said, the veteran actress chalks up her icon status and decades of success to three simple things.

 "People know the characters, the clothes, and the big hair," she told PEOPLE.

Morgan Fairchild Explains Why OnlyFans Will Bring Longtime Fans Closer to Her True Self

The 76-year-old Dallas alum points out that she goes well beyond those things, which is another reason to turn to OnlyFans.

"[Fans] may not know what a science nerd I am or how easily my sister can make me laugh. I'd love to share more of that," she said.

Andy Bachman is CEO of Creators Inc., the company advising Fairchild on her OnlyFans launch. The team also helped actresses like Jamie Pressly join the platform. Bachman explained why Fairchild decided to join.

 "Hollywood tends to measure a star's relevance by what they've done lately. Fans don't," Bachman told PEOPLE.

"Morgan has spent decades building an audience that still wants to hear from her. OnlyFans gives her a chance to connect with those people directly, on her own terms," he added.

Of course, there's also serious money to be made when veteran TV stars become content creators for OnlyFans. Over the summer, 85-year-old Knots Landing star Donna Mills revealed she was making "six figures" just after joining the service.