Noah Kahan recently found himself having to give what is likely the weirdest advice he's ever given. The country star is currently on tour. During a stop in Philadelphia, a fan decided to go number two on the floor. That's right, a fan decided that the bathroom was either too far or ran the risk of them missing their favorite song, so they just went...right there.
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"If you have to poop at a show please dear god just go to the bathroom lmao," Kahan wrote on X. "I've pooped my pants as much as the next 29-year-old. But you guys gotta understand there's a venue worker out there with a 1000-yard stare after dealing with that."
Kahan's post clearly responded to a now-viral video showing users finding what certainly appears to be dookie on the floor. You do have to wonder how the culprit managed to squeeze it out without being seen. It's one of those "I'm not mad, I'm impressed" kind of moments. Gross for sure, but how did they do it?
To be fair, Kahan did see the funny side of the incident. He even commented on his own post, admitting that he'd previously pooped himself while on stage.
"I s--t myself onstage in Charlottesville, but that's because I am dedicated to my craft," He wrote.
Internet Users Were Horrified Noah Kahan Had To Remind People of Where To Poop
The internet, as a collective, usually has a decent sense of humor. However, that didn't appear to be the case in this instance. When going through the comments, it was clear that almost everyone agreed that a musician shouldn't have to remind people to go to the bathroom, rather than on the floor.
"I'm less concerned about the venue workers and more concerned that "as much as the next 29 year old" is an absolutely insane way to imply there's an average amount of adult pants-pooping," one user pointed out.
Another user was far more straightforward with their response to the viral video Kahan was responding to. "This is the most disgusting thing I have ever seen."
Hopefully, pooping on the floor isn't about to become the new normal. Bathrooms are easily accessible within venues. At least Kahan saw the funny side of things and addressed them with a level of comedy, regardless of how wild the situation actually was.
