A Michigan parent was allegedly so upset after their child's football team came in no. 2 that they may have done a no. 2 in the school's hallway.
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Indeed, an investigation tied to the poop discovered in a hallway at Grosse Pointe South High School in Bedford, Michigan, is well underway, according to The Detroit News. The impromptu bathroom break reportedly plopped down after Grosse Pointe's football team took a merciless beating to the tune of 42-0.
Of course, the most logical course of action after your child's football team takes a definitive beating is to defecate on the school's floor. That's allegedly what one parent decided to do, with the reported pooping caught on Grosse Pointe South High School's CCTV system. The footage allegedly shows the parent stepping into the hallway, dropping their pants, and letting it rip.
Grosse Pointe Public School System told The Detroit News that a "review of the District's security camera footage confirmed that an individual who was a parent of a Bedford High School student entered the school building without authorization and defecated in a hallway."
Meanwhile, the school system weighed in on the smelly incident.
"This behavior is wholly unacceptable and is inconsistent with the standards of conduct and respect that the District expects of anyone entering its school facilities," the school system told The Detroit News. "While interscholastic athletics provide students with valuable lessons in teamwork, sportsmanship, perseverance, and respect, those lessons must also be modeled by the adults who attend such athletic events.
"Regardless of the outcome of a game, all individuals are expected to demonstrate appropriate conduct and respect for our students, schools, and communities," the school district added.
School "Fully Cooperating" in Police Investigation After Parent Allegedly Caught on CCTV Pooping in School Hallway
Bedford Public Schools plans to throw the book at the alleged (and as yet unnamed) angry pooping parent, per Bedford Public Schools Superintendent Carl Schultz.
They filed a police report over the incident, adding that they plan to fully cooperate with law enforcement and the other school district's investigation.
"At Bedford Public Schools, we hold our students, staff, and community to high standards of safety, respect, and sportsmanship, both on and off the field," Schultz explained in a statement. "We are fully cooperating with the host district and local law enforcement, but due to personal privacy considerations and the active police inquiry, we cannot comment further at this time."
As of this writing, it's unclear whether the parent wiped or what they may have used.
