Everyone knows people try all they can to trick the DMV into giving them some crazy license plates. Sometimes, you see some of the crazier ones like "8B8B88BB", or "NOFKSGVN", and you think, "someone really had a part in confirming that?"
Well, it turns out that even the randomized ones can turn out to be hilariously inappropriate. One 77-year-old Florida woman has spoken out after receiving one such one, as reported by CBS News Miami. What does it read, you ask?
"SQZA55". Connect the dots, and it's a pretty unsavory (but hilarious) plate... Nancy Dello Stritto explained to her fellow retirement home residents it spelt out "squeeze ass".
And she's not happy at all. "When I saw that, I went ballistic," she recalled. She mused to herself, "How could that pass inspection?"
She also said, "I don't think a senior who is almost 77 will be driving around with [a license plate] that has that to say." I mean, each to their own, of course, but... she has a point.
She's brought the whole thing up with both her family and friends at her retirement community. A lot of people seem to think she's making things a little overblown, because in a community vote she's apparently received a 16-1 result for her to keep it.
She's even found the funny side of it, luckily! "I'm resigned to it; maybe it was destined for it to be on my car. I can handle it - maybe I'll even get some honks!"
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Social Media Went Crazy Over the License Plate
Of course, whenever some crazy stuff like this happens, the Internet just has to pick up on it. And that's what they did - scores of hilarious comments flooded the web as people heard about the wild incident.
"You were handed GOLD, lady. Figure it out," one wrote. Another commenter posted a reference to Seinfeld, where Kramer was mistakenly given the equally hilarious plate of "ASSMAN".
Other commenters seemed to be extra jealous. "It should have been me, not her!" one professed, with another exclaiming, I will gladly hand over my license plate for this one."
