In case you missed it, there was a bit of drama recently about some pretty unsanitary people. We reported on it when it happened. Noah Kahan genuinely had to take to social media to beg fans to... not go right where they sat?
He posted on social media, "If you have to poop at a show please dear god just go to the bathroom lmao. I've pooped my pants as much as the next 29-year-old. But you guys gotta understand there's a venue worker out there with a 1000-yard stare after dealing with that."
But Noah Kahan definitely saw the funny side of it, also commenting, "I s*** myself onstage in Charlottesville, but that's because I am dedicated to my craft."
At the time, he was referencing a now-viral video of one of those fans that was a little too passionate. Yes, it shows exactly what you're thinking, yes it's a little too graphic, and yes, the Internet absolutely ripped her apart for the video.
But - and I can't believe I'm writing this - there was another Noah Kahan related seat-being-used-as-a-toilet situation. Not number 2 this time, but number 1, per Dexerto.
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Noah Kahan Fans Posted About What Happened... Again
A fan posted on social media about their experience after July 19's Noah Kahan show in New York.
"Noah Kahan: 10/10. The woman who turned Section 125 into a restroom: 0/10," one commenter wrote.
She went on to say that her "biohazard urine soaked purse and everything inside it skipped the ride home and went straight into a Citi Field trash can."
She went on to say that $1,000 shouldn't have caused her belongings to get trashed because of a "feral creature turning a section into her personal toilet."
Another fan commented that they had experienced some "seat jumpers" being obnoxious, up until the incident. "Everyone in our section (125) was pretty patient with their rude/obnoxious shenanigans until one girl literally pulled down her shorts and just peed!"
Of course, people were absolutely dumbfounded at the crazy behavior. One commenter wrote, "People have gone f****** feral I literally do not understand."
I like Noah Kahan as much as the next person. But this is just too far... and the fact it's happened more than once? Unbelievable!
