El Arroyo in Austin, Texas is known far and wide for its funny restaurant signs, and now they've compiled their best signage into a book, just in time for Christmas.
El Arroyo's Big Book of Signs: Volume One contains 158 pictures of El Arroyo marquee signs over the years.
El Arroyo posts a different sign every day. The sign's witticisms are thought up and discussed via email by a group of about 15 people connected to the restaurant including managers and owners. Ideas can come from anywhere, however. The restaurant even has a joke submission page on their website, and told Austin 360 that the signs are "generally picked based on how hard we were laughing reading."
Check out some of the most side-splitting funny restaurant signs here:
Stop asking about your X
Cut it out
It's our problem-free philosophy
It totes does
That's... pretty high
Gym selfies are the 7th circle of hell
Better than how dogs do it
Stop the planet, I want to get off
Those Oompa Loompa songs seemed awfully rehearsed
WARNING: The use of this product does not enable you to fly
Here lies the English language
Sorry for what I said before I was caffeinated
Food good, words bad
Game requests are how you know someone doesn't value your friendship
I see what you did there
El Arroyo's Big Book of Signs: Volume One is currently available on the restaurant's online store for $24.99. They also offer it in a 10 book gift set. Or you could get 20 of the books for $449.82 in case you wanted to give one to everyone on your Christmas shopping list.