In an inexplicable turn of events, a Massachusetts man has been caught relieving himself at a bar instead of just going to the toilet.
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A video has gone viral of a grey-haired man refusing to leave his spot at a bar despite needing to pee. With a beer in hand and a menu in front of him, he uncoiled his fire hose and doused the counter and floor in his urine. Lovely.
There was no one currently serving behind the bar when he struck, although there were other patrons around, including one only a few seats away to his left. I feel awkward going if there's someone else near me at the urinals. Let alone straight peeing in a public space like this.
Somehow, no one noticed that the man was unloading the beer he was drinking right in front of them, but the CCTV that captured him in the act had the perfect angle. You can see the stream with crystal clarity. And thankfully, that's all you can see.
He was going for a solid 30 seconds, too. It amazes me that he got away with it for that long.
Police Release Identity Of The Suspect, But Delete It After
In Whiskeyriff's recount of events, the Beverly Police Department released a statement about the event.
"The other night, someone decided to turn a local drinking establishment into their personal bathroom, peeing all over the bar instead of using the restroom like a normal human being. Not only is this disgusting, but it's also incredibly disrespectful to the staff and patrons. Let's keep our local establishments a place for good times, not biohazard cleanups," they wrote.
Despite asking for people to help track down the Bar Leak, the police didn't reveal where this took place. Apparently, in a now-deleted statement, the police said they had identified the suspect. We don't know if he was arrested and charged, nor why the statement was deleted.
All we know was that a man peed at a bar, and that I've seen it. Not something I exactly wanted to do today, but alas.
