"Become a parent," they said. "Kids are so cute," they said. Well, they were right. But sometimes those adorable little rascals make some not so adorable messes.
Once you become a parent you dare not answer the phone, use the restroom or heaven forbid take a nap at any time. If you do, you'll most assuredly return to mayhem of epic proportions.
The delightful tiny versions of you and your spouse who run amok in your house can be the authors of some mind-blowing catastrophic disasters. The best thing you can do is just roll with the punches, and hey, just laugh it off. And then, get out the vacuum.
Here are 20 messy kids who are almost certainly still in time out for their shenanigans.
This is where you wanted to make cookies, right mom?
I just squeezed the baby powder once, and it exploded.
Peanut butter baby sandwich anyone?
Look what I found in the bathroom cabinet!
Is this the color you wanted the living room?
Someone found the scissors.
This vaseline tastes delicious!
There's a pileup, that's just what happens when you try to drive in these conditions.
I wanted to wear the peanut butter.
Look, mom! We found out what was inside the bean bag!
The aspiring artist and his muse.
I got up early and made my own breakfast!
Did any of it get on the toothbrush?
As if you never wanted to bathe in Nutella.
This is one of those "chocolate or poop?" moments you just don't want answered.
Mmm. I love Crotcho cheese Doritos.
Okay well, looks like it's time to move.
Pile? Shag? Berber? No, let's get Pirate Booty carpet.
...and sometimes they're simultaneously maddening and adorable.