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‘Torso’ Found By Roadside Turns out to Be Just a Brisket

In the biggest non-news story of the year, a resident of Andover, Massachusetts called the police reporting there appeared to be a torso on the side of the road on North Main Street.

The responding officer reported that the object was “just a brisket.” The officer was surely less than amused.

The bigger crime here is wasting a perfectly good brisket. Arguably.

For anyone who needs a refresher in what is cow and what is human, here is a quick overview of beef cuts.

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‘Torso’ Found By Roadside Turns out to Be Just a Brisket