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15 Texas-Shaped Things You Need to Show Your Pride

Have you ever thought to yourself, “Oh man, company is comin’! I wish I had a Texas-shaped cutting board for my Texas-shaped steak to cook on my Texas-shaped grill!” If so, just know that you are not alone because from necessity is the mother of invention, proven by this list of things shaped like Texas. Are you ready to get slapped in the face with the Lone Star State’s likeness?

Proceed with caution, massive amounts of cheesiness sit beyond this sentence.

15. Cheese

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Twitter/AstrosFuture

I did say that cheesiness lay beyond that sentence.

14. Sunglasses

Jacksonville Progress
Jacksonville Progress

This Cherokee County, Texas man is ‘Shamrock’ Shelly Cleaver, and he loves Ford Edsels.

13. Pasta Noodles

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Twitter/TexasHumor

Why wouldn’t you want Texas-shaped pasta?

12. Gift Tags

Texas Treats
Texas Treats

Accessorize your gift the right way – with Texas-shaped tags from Texas Treats.

11. Swimming Pools

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Twitter/Furmadamadan

If you don’t dream of cooling off in a Texas-shaped pool, you’re not doing summertime right.

10. Waffles

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Twitter/TitanOfTalk

Look at all those luscious little pockets perfect for syrup!

9. Cutting Boards

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Etsy/AHeirloom

That cutting board from A Heirloom is almost directly to scale with the size of Texas. Just kidding, almost.

8. Guitars

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Pinterest/Shannon Myers

Bet it makes the music sound even sweeter.

7. Pillows

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Etsy/MiPillow

The most effective way to guarantee Lone Star dreams is this MiPillow.

6. Belt Buckles

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Etsy/GreenGoatDesigns

Say it all without saying a word is what I always say.

5. Grills

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Reddit/FireplaceReader

This cooks very evenly, guaranteed.

4. Houses

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Pinterest/Alice Albred

Hell, why not just have a Texas-shaped house?

3. Coffee Mugs

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Pinterest/Kimberly Oakes

The best part of waking up is your Texas-shaped cup.

2. Clocks

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Reddit/Ruddagar

Yeah, you know what time it is. I cringed at that joke, too.

1. Oklahoma Fields

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Reddit/jdirt91

As you can see, Texas is an incredible place that deserves its likeness sprinkled everywhere. Do you own anything not listed that’s shaped like Texas? We want to see it!

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