Twitter has changed the way people communicate in the modern age, and now it brings us farming pickup lines. The creators probably never realized how perfect the platform would be for one-liners. Jimmy Fallon creates hashtags that invariably become worldwide trending topics, such as #AdviceFromBigFoot, and #DescribeAMoviePlotIn5Words. Jimmy Kimmel has made celebrities reading “mean tweets” quite popular as well. Now Twitter has brought us a new gem; farming pickup lines. Here are some of the best, or shall we say, the worst.
The face that launched a thousand combines.
Of all the beautiful faces I just can't look pastures. #FarmingPickupLines
— Chris DeCouto (@DeCoutoChris) November 17, 2016
Nope, it’s definitely a cob of corn.
Is that a fresh cob of corn in your overalls pocket, or are you just happy to see me? #FarmingPickupLines
— Shea Browning ⚖ (@sheabrowning) November 17, 2016
What better way to get acquainted?
Tiller? I barely know her! #FarmingPickupLines
— Corey Miller (@CumuloPhallus) November 17, 2016
And your sister, too.
I bet your father was a good farmer, cause you're one fine hoe.#FarmingPickupLines
— Matthew Kick (@MatthewKick) November 17, 2016
That makes one of us.
My name must be John Deere cause I'm totally a Tractored to you. #FarmingPickupLines
— Josh Keaton (@joshkeaton) November 17, 2016
Okay but only if you’re a tractor to me.
And if it had been a donkey?
— Saul T Nutz (@HilariousTrends) November 17, 2016
No, I’m pretty sure it is, actually.
My silo ain't the only thing getting stuffed tonight #FarmingPickupLines
— Vibrant801 (@vibrant803) November 17, 2016
Let’s not and say we did.
Why don't we head around back and let the rooster loose in the hen house
— Tom Malvaso (@TomMalvaso) November 17, 2016
Chicks are cool, cocks, not so much.
— Theresa (@tlcprincess) November 17, 2016