Christmas is coming, and we’re all in the same spot right now. What to buy? It’s the perennial question that plagues us each year. Should we go for another scented candle? Lotion? Gift card? Lord, help us. So for those of us who are never quite sure what to put under the tree, here is a Texas gifts guide that will help you get something awesome for the Texan in your life.
15. For the Texan wino:
The holidays are a time for celebration, so why not keep your wine fresh like a Texan? This state seal wine-stopper will make you feel as classy as a state rep.
14. For the Houstonian in your life:
In case you don’t recognize the inner and outer loop there, these coasters have a map of the city of Houston carved into them. Now your drinks can sweat onto all that Houston traffic that we despise with our very souls. You can get it on Amazon.
13. For the expatriate Texan:
The one thing you hear Texan expats say all the time is that they can’t find good tortillas. Well, as the old saying goes, if you want something done right, do it yourself. So a tortilla press is a fantastic gift. You can get them on Amazon from $12-$30. Here’s a good recipe to use with the press.
12. For the country music lover:
This shirt is both stylish and funny, so it’s perfect for the country music lover who probably already got like five iTunes gift cards. Get it here.
11. For the Texan who loves games:
Cards Against Humanity is an inappropriate and vulgar yet hilarious card game that swept the nation a few years ago. For your friend who loves CAH, give them the Texan expansion pack of Carps & Angsty Manatee, a parody of the official Cards Against Humanity game. This one features Texas-themed cards like “getting punched in the face by a Texas Ranger” and “Inappropriate text messages about JJ Watt”.
10. For the Texas history buff:
Every Texas history buff needs a historic map of Texas on their wall. This one from Amazon is a reprint of an 1866 Schoenberg map.
9. For the fashionable Texan:
If you don’t think Texans want to wear their state shape in every form then you don’t know us as well as you think you do. We will literally get it tattooed on our skin. So this necklace is awesome. You can get it on Amazon.
8. For the Texas beer connoisseur:
You can get delicious beers all over the state of Texas. There’s Big Bend beer from Alpine, and Live Oak Brewing from Austin. St. Arnold’s is a Houston brewery, and of course you can’t forget about Shiner. This is the perfect piece of wall decor for any bar or man cave.
7. For the globetrotting Texan:
File this under “things you didn’t know you wanted.” These Texas flag luggage tags are perfect for that friend who calls Texas home but can’t stop flying to far off destinations.
6. For the homegrown Texan:
Give this unique dictionary print to a Texan who is proud of their roots. Get it here.
5. For the Texan foodie:
4. For the Texan with attitude:
Most Texans have attitude, but especially proud Texans (which is pretty much all of us) will love this awesome koozie with this famous quote from Davy Crockett.
3. For the Texan cook:
Food just tastes better when it’s chopped on a Texas-shaped cutting board. Find it on Amazon.
2. For the interior design Texan:
This burlap pillow with the friendly phrase “Hey Y’all” is exactly what every Texan wants on their couch. You can get it on Amazon.
1. For any Texan:
Don’t even act like you wouldn’t be totally excited to receive a Texas-shaped waffle iron. You can get it on Amazon.