Yes, you read that headline correctly.
That was the scene on the Houston stretch of Hwy 290 on Monday morning. According to WFAA, there was a three-vehicle collision that caused traffic to slow, during which time a naked woman climbed ontop of a tractor-trailer. Apparently she was dancing, so you know, traffic moved a little slower than the usual rush-hour gridlock.
Authorities arrived on the scene and reportedly took the woman into custody. Her motivation remains unclear, but hey, it’s a heckuva start to the work week.
In the clip below, the woman appears to have passed into a meditative, I-just-don’t-give-a-damn state, and waits atop the cab as authorities arrive on the scene.
Just another day in Houston.