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This Texas Restaurant Makes Funny Signs Every Day, And Now They’re in a Book

El Arroyo in Austin, Texas is known far and wide for its funny restaurant signs, and now they’ve compiled their best signage into a book, just in time for Christmas.

El Arroyo’s Big Book of Signs: Volume One contains 158 pictures of El Arroyo marquee signs over the years.

El Arroyo posts a different sign every day. The sign’s witticisms are thought up and discussed via email by a group of about 15 people connected to the restaurant including managers and owners. Ideas can come from anywhere, however. The restaurant even has a joke submission page on their website, and told Austin 360 that the signs are “generally picked based on how hard we were laughing reading.”

Check out some of the most side-splitting funny restaurant signs here:

Stop asking about your X

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It’s heavenly

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URGENT:

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Cut it out

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It’s our problem-free philosophy

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It totes does

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That’s… pretty high

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Gym selfies are the 7th circle of hell

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Better than how dogs do it

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Stop the planet, I want to get off

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Those Oompa Loompa songs seemed awfully rehearsed

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Aaaaaa!

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WARNING: The use of this product does not enable you to fly

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Here lies the English language

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Truth:

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Forget apples

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Sorry for what I said before I was caffeinated

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If only…

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Very sad

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Food good, words bad

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Game requests are how you know someone doesn’t value your friendship

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Fight stereotypes

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I see what you did there

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El Arroyo’s Big Book of Signs: Volume One is currently available on the restaurant’s online store for $24.99. They also offer it in a 10 book gift set. Or you could get 20 of the books for $449.82 in case you wanted to give one to everyone on your Christmas shopping list.

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