Welcome to the frightening inner workings of Blake Shelton’s mind, via Twitter.
Twitter is a great way for celebs to interact with their fans, but it has a tendency to get some in hot water. Blake Shelton is no stranger to online controversy – a “Blake Shelton Twitter” Google search reveals more than a few quarrels stemming from his stream of consciousness tweets.
And as a quick glance at his feed reveals, he tends to tweet more when he’s sloshed – but hey, let he who is without sin cast the first public shaming. The good news is his lack of filter makes for some pretty hilarious musings. Here are some of Shelton’s funniest tweets.
He likes to have a drink every now and again.
And again after that.
But he is still a mere mortal like the rest of us and takes life’s consequences in stride.
With Blake, you’ll always know where you stand.
His brutal honesty is something we should all aspire to.
When he’s feeling saucy, not even his wife is safe.
He’s the king of playful trash talk.
Like any good southern sensei, he answers a question with another question.
He is uproariously and irrationally mean to Carson Daly.
He frequently pulls out his signature Jesse Pinkman impression.
Sometimes, he just wants to reminisce about the old days.
Pepsi should think about hiring him as a celebrity spokesman.
Basically, he’s the voice (get it?) of our generation.