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20 Reasons You Should Never Visit North Carolina

1. The tea is way too sweet.

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2. There are no good sport rivalries.

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3. The mountains are pretty sub-par.

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Flickr/Jerry and Pat Donaho

 

4. And so are the beaches.

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5. Southern Hospitality is basically a hoax.

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6. Craft beer is everywhere. Who even drinks that?

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7. There’s nothing worth hunting for.

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Flickr/Larry Smith

8. No good restaurants are open late.

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9. The nightlife is lacking.

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Facebook/EpiCentre NC

10. There’s no good BBQ.

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11. Everything is NASCAR.

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12. Good wine is hard to find.

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Facebook/Yadkin Valley Wine Tours

SEE ALSO: 10 Must-Visit Wineries in the Yadkin Valley

13. The colleges aren’t that great.

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Wikipedia/University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill

14. There’s nothing to do outdoors.

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Facebook/My Aloha Paddle and Surf

15. And the skies are too blue.

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16. Shopping? Forget it.

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Facebook/Charlotte Premium Outlets

17. What are Cheerwine and Sundrop?

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18. There’s no history.

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19. And no in-state escapes.

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20. Seriously, why would you ever visit this place?

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Flickr/Bill Dickinson

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