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19 Reasons You Should Never Visit the Texas Hill Country

It’s really nothing special.

1. The bluebonnets are such a nuisance during the spring.

Bluebonnet Sunrise In The Texas Hill Country
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2. The natural landscape looks just like everywhere else.

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3. The roads aren’t scenic or fun to drive on.

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Flickr/Jeffery W. Spencer

4. The swimming holes aren’t anything special.

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Flickr/Dave Wilson

5. The rivers sure aren’t, either.

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Flickr/Knowsphotos

6. There’s nowhere to fish…

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Flickr/Jackandphyl

7. …or hunt.

White tail deer
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8. You won’t find any real cowboys. 

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Flickr/Xavier Lubeigt

9. If you’re looking for unique shops, head somewhere else.

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Flickr/Dave Wilson

10. Oh yeah, and the barbecue is bland, and there’s not enough to go around.

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Flickr/Wally Gobez

11. And there aren’t any good places to drink wine.

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Facebook/Driftwood Estate Winery 

12. Or beer for that matter.

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Facebook/Jester King Brewery

13. I guess the Hill Country just doesn’t feel like authentic Texas.

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Flickr/Gino

14. And the people aren’t welcoming, especially when they’re playing music.

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Flickr/Gino

15. Speaking of music, the dancehalls are so boring.

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Facebook/Gruene Hall

16. The local musicians are nothing special.

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17. And nobody shows up to watch them play.

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Facebook/Randy Rogers Band

18. You can’t see any stars at night with all the city lights. 

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Flickr/Ralph Arvesen

19. Really, there’s nothing to see in the Texas Hill Country. It’s plain and boring. Move along. 

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Flickr/Curtis Simmons

Now watch:

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19 Reasons You Should Never Visit the Texas Hill Country