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15 Unique Rattlesnake Products You Won’t Believe Actually Exist

Rattlesnakes are some of the biggest badasses in the snake world. Not only do they sit up and hiss, but they will totally play their all natural maracas for you just before biting you to death. Here in the Southwest we both revile and revere rattlesnakes. If you didn’t already know that we are unnaturally fascinated by these creatures, the following 15 products should prove it to you. Here are 15 unique items that are made from rattlesnakes. Some of them you can actually buy. No kidding.

Rattlesnake jacket:

Image via Lost Art Custom Leather
Image via Lost Art Custom Leather

Buy this jacket and you’re halfway to becoming a super villain.

Rattlesnake Boutineer:

Image via Pinterest
Image via Pinterest

For only the awesomest of grooms.

Rattlesnake pistol:

Image via icollector
Image via icollector

To shoot rattlesnakes with, obviously.

Rattlesnake knife sheath:

Image via Purdygear
Image via Purdygear

Because knives aren’t threatening enough without being sheathed in the skin of a deadly reptile.

Rattlesnake ribcage necklace:

Image via Etsy
Image via Etsy

Bet you didn’t know rattlesnakes had ribcages.

Rattlesnake skin top lure:

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Image via Pinterest

This is pretty much the only way you’re ever going to see a rattlesnake in the water.

Earrings made from actual rattlesnake rattles:

Image via Etsy
Image via Etsy

So you can scare the bejesus out of people every time you shake your head. Available from Rainbow Native Traders on Etsy for $39.

Rattlesnake skin boots:

Image via Cowboy Chief
Image via Cowboy Chief

Cowhide is too mainstream. You’re really only cool if your Luccheses were made from something that could kill you back. Available from Cowboy Chief for $1,154.98.

Rattlesnake hat band:

Image via Ebay
Image via Ebay

Because regular hatbands aren’t menacing enough. Available on Ebay for $75.

Rattlesnake Walking Cane:

Image via Big Country Trading Post
Image via Big Country Trading Post

For the grumpy old man in your life. Especially if his name is Voldemort. Available on Big Country Trading Post for $210.

Rattlesnake guitar strap:

Image via Reverb
Image via Reverb

If you’re deadly at the guitar, why not prove it with this rattlesnake skin guitar strap? Available from Reverb for $86.

Rattlesnake skin cowboy hat:

Image via Big Country Trading Post
Image via Big Country Trading Post

We’re not saying you have to wear this with the rattlesnake hat band, but, in the words of Blake Shelton, sure be cool if you did. Available from Big Country Trading Post for (wait for it) $1,568.

Rattlesnake vertebrae ring:

Image via Etsy
Image via Etsy

If you want to constantly answer the question, “Hey, what’s that in your ring?” and then watch people back away slowly upon hearing the answer, this ring is for you. Available from Voo Doo Dollies on Etsy for $15.

Arizona diamondback baseball:

Image via Etsy
Image via Etsy

I see what you did there. Available from Weaver Mountain Arts on Etsy.

Rattlesnake skin covered deer skull:

Image via Etsy
Image via Etsy

The turducken of taxidermy. Available from Red Tail Blue Sky Create on Etsy.

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15 Unique Rattlesnake Products You Won’t Believe Actually Exist