15 Hilarious Tweets That Perfectly Sum up Winter in Texas
For those of us in Texas who have never experienced it, winter is that gray and mushy time of year when the sun goes missing randomly and without notice. Since Texas is a large state, there are parts that actually experience this time of year with consistently low temperatures and a white fluffy substance they say is called “snow.” The rest of us don’t really know about that.
For most of Texas, “winter” is not so much a season as it is a temperament. Sometimes winter shows up in May for a couple of days. Sometimes it doesn’t show at all, only to come back twice the next year. But you can bet that when it does show up, you won’t like it. Here are some tweets that perfectly portray how Texans think about winter.
Pass me a sweater
Winter fashion level: Texas
Texas winter does need a therapist
Because when Winter does show up, we don’t know what to do with it
The most wonderful time of the year
It’s a Texas tradition
We do want Winter! Just not cold
WHAT. That’s amazing!
Hey, that’s 30 degrees colder than we’re used to
Texas: Where the snow is imported and the sunburns aren’t
That’s enough Winter for us Texans
Standard Texan Winter attire:
Be careful what you pray for
Go home, Texas, you’re drunk
“Burning in hell” perfectly describes Texas Summer, and sometimes, Winter too
BOOM. Cedar in your FACE
Texas mosquitoes don’t die, they merely hibernate for a couple weeks
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