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10 Funny Christmas Decorations Improvised By Rednecks

Christmas is just around the corner, and everyone is celebrating — and I do mean everyone. While you’re driving through your neighborhood surrounded by tasteful icicle lights and inflatable Santas, you may not have imagined that Christmas could ever be as inventive as these rednecks have managed to make it. But there are no folks on God’s green earth as resourceful as rednecks, and they have managed to turn what some might consider trash into some yuletide treasures.

10. Redneck Christmas Parade Float

Facebook/Webster's Chapel Redneck Christmas Parade
Facebook/Webster’s Chapel Redneck Christmas Parade

For a redneck parade this is downright sophisticated.

9. Oh Christmas tire, oh Christmas tire…

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Image via Impress Onion

Your leaves are nonexistent.

8. Let’s open presents and then drink the tree

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Image via Real Beer

This is how “Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer” starts.

7. When, what to my wondering eyes should appear but a miniature sleigh and eight tiny…

Image via Blaze Press
Image via Blaze Press

Well, nine including Rudolph, obviously.

6. If the three wise men were rednecks, this would be their star

Image via Nobleworks Cards
Image via Nobleworks Cards

They’d follow it til morning, and then on into the afternoon and late into the evening as well.

5. Redneck Santa Claus is coming to town

Image via Outdoorsy
Image via Outdoorsy

Redneck Santa shot his limit this year.

4. Traditional redneck ornaments

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Image via News Coma

Some people string popcorn, rednecks string pork rinds.

3. What do you expect after all those cookies and milk?

Image via Seriously For Real
Image via Seriously For Real

Maybe Santa got into his reinbeers.

2. Toby Keith inspired this Christmas tree

Image via 2 Soul Sisters
Image via 2 Soul Sisters

A redneck cup of Christmas cheer!

1. Redneck Santa is just a little bit different

Image via the Christmas Blog
Image via the Christmas Blog

Shotgun wielding redneck Santa loves KFC and duck hunting.

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10 Funny Christmas Decorations Improvised By Rednecks