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10 Shirts That Perfectly Capture the Heated Red River Rivalry

With the annual matchup between the University of Texas and the University of Oklahoma swiftly approaching, it’s time once again to take sides and break out the most offensive “anti-team” shirt in your wardrobe.

If you don’t have one, there are plenty available from which to choose. Whether you bleed burnt orange or can sing “Boomer Sooner” in your sleep, the Red River Showdown (which was called the Red River Rivalry until 2014) is a big event for you. Sure, we could keep it classy, but chances are we won’t.

Might as well get a little laugh out of the rivalry! Check out some of these Red River Showdown T-shirts that would make even the most moderate fan red in the face.

10. Just say “Hook ’em!”

Facebook/The University of Texas at Austin
Facebook/The University of Texas at Austin

9. Longhorns will definitely have beef with this shirt from Beefshirts.

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Etsy/Beefshirts

8. Same to you, buddy.

Image via Taylor Tailgates
Image via Taylor Tailgates

7. That definitely says, “Oklahoma vacuums roosters.”

Etsy/HeimanMKT
Etsy/HeimanMKT

6. Fanatic Sooner parents can get this onesie from Cafe Press.

Image via Cafe Press
Image via Cafe Press

5. Someone hand this baby to Bob so he can carry out his threat.

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Etsy/HeimanMKT

4. Well now you know how to make The Boz puke.

Image via Taylor Tailgates
Image via Taylor Tailgates

3. This shirts adds injury to insult for Longhorns.

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Image via Lids

2. The most interesting man in Texas

Image courtesy of Steven Scheifley
Image courtesy of Steven Scheifley

1. Keep your city however you want it.

Image via Taylor Tailgates
Image via Taylor Tailgates

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10 Shirts That Perfectly Capture the Heated Red River Rivalry